Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat exploded )

Spent most of the night in a stinking, cramping badly enough to be nauseated- ping pong ball dance from bed to bathroom and it may not be over. About 8 last night I'd told wifey that tomorrow was a cancel everything.

( Many Triggers Here )

...only not really ( Read more... )

This is probably one of the worst nights of my life...ugh. I work overnights at a fast food restaurant and it was around 4am (about 2 hours ago) and my manager and I took the trash out to the dumpster. I had the trashcan from the prep area and I was pulling it out to toss it into the dumpster. Well I'm short so the side opening to it comes up to ( Read more... )

So, boyfriend and I are going at it and such, yes? We're going good, missionary-style, and I get so close to my wonderful o, and he stops for a second of rest... and all of a sudden there is this gurgle in his stomach. and then the gurgle goes out of his ass. and it's not so much a gurgle as a trumpet of noxiousness that he's looking very surprised ( Read more... )

I got this nasty, NASTY mosquito bite under my arm a few days ago.

And rather than heal properly, something happened while I was asleep last night because I woke up and it was oozing blood, and pus, and other gross stuff.

( Really gross pictures here )

Today, I get up and go to the bathroom. It's orange, and pink around the edges. Huh, maybe I'm dehydrate-- wait. Pink? And it smells funky?

Oh gods I have a stealth UTI that's been brewing for months and my kidneys are shutting down I'm gonna die. After ten minutes of panicking and sucking down about 24oz of water to make sure the orangeish colour ( Read more... )

I know the stories I posted on my old account were often about poop... I didn't want to change accounts but I was kinda FORCED to because LJ decided to make me validate the email again... thing is I KINDA forgot the password to my old email address... DX... and I couldn't get into it, and I forgot the old LJ password too... SO new account xD

ANYWAY ( Read more... )

So I have a deep bellybutton. I can hold a coin in there. It's weird. My boyfriend's, in contrast, is like man-made or something, they just put a tiny fake hole there after he was born. It's hardly a hole. He says he never has a problem with it smelling, even after he's gone without a shower for days. Here's my question. Do you (esp those who also ( Read more... )

( theres not enough bleach in the universe.... )